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judgejudyofficial:

speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack

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tickfleato:

i love responding to everyone with ‘waugh’ or ‘hough’  theyre such versatile words. they can mean anything. i love to say ‘hrng’ 

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specialagentartemis:

People on this website will really mock anti-vaxxers and flat earthers for ignoring scientists and getting their alternative facts from facebook, and then turn around and insist they know more history than historians and more archaeology than archaeologists because they read an unsourced tumblr post once

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vintage-tigre:

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starberry-jam:

If I had a nickel for every time, a public figure died the same day Trisha Paytas had a baby, I’d have three nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened thrice, right??

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genderyomi-deactivated20240903:

too horny to be a political blog, too political to be a horny blog, just annoying enough to be an insufferable cunt

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gallantblade:

annabelle–cane:

my number one tip for vampires: don’t have your morality pet/main support system tying you to humanity also be your significant other. you’ll have one argument and go on break for a few weeks and then, boom, you’re out murdering again. I mean I get it but it’s one of the classic blunders.

Instructions unclear. I keep falling in love with my morality pets and now I have five girlfriends.

a bold and innovative new solution to this age old vampire dilemma

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